(nothing terribly important)

mo-bu:

dont worry if u see a dark winged figure on ur roof. thats me. im just chillin and making sure that u and ur home are safe

(via a-n0m-a-lous)

genderdeath:

leftist western

first cowboy: this town ain’ big enough fer the two of us

second cowboy: then we’ll just have to work together, hand in hand, to build it bigger

first cowboy, now crying: i love you

[the cowboys are now dating]

(via sickscorpia)

dianysus:

some of yall never contacted the old gods, making a deal for immortality and it shows

(via turvy-topsey)

sir that’s my emotional support knife collection

(Source: deadfreddiethealien, via solid---gold)

beheeyem:

me posting about shit NO ONE fucking cares about besides me

(via therebetterbedogs)

cursedcatimages:

a worthy adversary, but you are still no match for me

(via sickscorpia)

slothsocks:

chub-bolo:

im a snail and god is salting me

I think about this post every time the lights at work are too bright and hurt my eyes

(via batty-cake)